You sacrilegious young imp.

Yah? Geez.

To Bridget, just as she is.

Please don't give him any more acid.

That's all I have to say about that.

Why don't you kiss her, instead of talking her to death?

You're not gay.....at all?

I want to believe.

You say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you.

Jingle bells, Batman smells.

.....dreaming of a White Christmas

No humbug allowed.

Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas.

All aboard!

That's why he's the Prime Minister.

BTW, don't eat the yellow snow.

Lub dub.

I speak it fluently.

And it's fra-gee-lay.

He's only a kid - we can take him.

I'll help you pack them myself.

VICTORY!

As you wish.

Gosh!

Except for the murdering part.

Totally illogical.

Scorcher VI: Global Meltdown

Aim low.

It was too cute to last.

And Kmart sucks.

Burn.

Right on, Buddy.

Nothing gold can stay.

We women are more emotional.

Good times.

This is the best bad idea we have.

You know - gunpowder, treason, plot.

Unrequited hug.

But I didn't put it in a corner.

Ask away.

But how do you really feel?

Donny, you're out of your element.

Looks like tonight the lone wolf rides...alone.

Friends are the best: classic edition.

Good times in the town of Perfection.

Did you at least get some cookies?

Haymitch's motto.

I beg to differ.

Just another Monday.

You just got pitch-slapped.